2012. 2. 20. 04:08
[Scrap]
Wife: Honey, Can u help me with the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Honey, The toilet is broken!
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(He went out for lunch...when he came back home, everything was fixed)
Husband: Did u fix them all?
Wife: No, neighbor‘s son did and he said I had to make a burger for him or sleep with him.
Husband: So, did u make a burger for him?
Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Honey, The toilet is broken!
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(He went out for lunch...when he came back home, everything was fixed)
Husband: Did u fix them all?
Wife: No, neighbor‘s son did and he said I had to make a burger for him or sleep with him.
Husband: So, did u make a burger for him?
Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?
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